








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,098 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1211 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1411 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1234 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1242 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $179,082 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Heavy Stimmy Operator | 47% | 17 |
| #10 | radiojuniors | 43% | 7 |
| #11 | .-/=;-Xx'YOUNG–STROKER'xX-;=\- | 43% | 7 |
| #12 | PartyHardy | 38% | 13 |
| #13 | itsprsx | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Динамит | 19 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | cadillaq | 11 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | rx | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | PartyHardy | 3 | 0.0109 |
| #5 | BANG>>> | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maybe エゴ犬を落とす | +2.61 | 68 | 68 |
| #2 | cadillaq | +1.77 | 76 | 66 |
| #3 | Динамит | +1.70 | 68 | 53 |
| #4 | Heavy Stimmy Operator | +1.48 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | TOTO | +0.88 | 76 | 54 |





