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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9 | 16% |
| Smokes | 10 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 22 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 14 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $14,200 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haggis | 0% | 3 |
| #2 | McMurf | 0% | 3 |
| #3 | bbbburnsie | 0% | 4 |
| #4 | Joe The Almighty Potato | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haggis | 0% | 3 |
| #2 | McMurf | 0% | 3 |
| #3 | bbbburnsie | 0% | 4 |
| #4 | Joe The Almighty Potato | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joe The Almighty Potato | 1 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | McMurf | 1 | 0.0143 |
| #3 | Haggis | 1 | 0.0159 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McMurf | 5 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #2 | Joe The Almighty Potato | 4 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | bbbburnsie | 3 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Haggis | 3 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McMurf | +1.79 | 90 | 66 |
| #2 | Haggis | -1.23 | 31 | 24 |
| #3 | bbbburnsie | -2.48 | 75 | 48 |
| #4 | Joe The Almighty Potato | -4.04 | 42 | 57 |
| #5 | King_Rekt | -8.03 | 7 | 34 |





