








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 478 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,269 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3228 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2861 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3143 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2037 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $282,072 of utility $33 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harso | 56% | 48 |
| #2 | kurqi | 55% | 58 |
| #3 | Little Fox | 55% | 40 |
| #4 | vladis | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | arska | 50% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Little Fox | 55% | 40 |
| #4 | vladis | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | arska | 50% | 86 |
| #6 | Rer1x | 48% | 203 |
| #7 | fRENDI | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rer1x | 25 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Harso | 12 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | arska | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | kurqi | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Little Fox | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kurqi | 301 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | Rer1x | 267 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Harso | 227 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | arska | 181 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Little Fox | 150 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 素晴らしい | +1.25 | 80 | 55 |
| #2 | kurqi | +0.75 | 68 | 72 |
| #3 | arska | +0.48 | 85 | 50 |
| #4 | fRENDI | -0.47 | 56 | 72 |
| #5 | Harso | -0.79 | 63 | 56 |





