








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 798 | 20% |
| Smokes | 931 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1066 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1160 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $530,670 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moottoripyöräilijä | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Harso | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | 素晴らしい | 50% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moottoripyöräilijä | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Harso | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | 素晴らしい | 50% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 素晴らしい | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Harso | 4 | 0.0331 |
| #3 | Moottoripyöräilijä | 3 | 0.0152 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 素晴らしい | 247 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | Moottoripyöräilijä | 43 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | Harso | 22 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arska | +1.02 | 86 | 49 |
| #2 | Moottoripyöräilijä | +1.01 | 44 | 58 |
| #3 | 素晴らしい | +0.27 | 77 | 56 |
| #4 | Harso | -1.66 | 63 | 58 |





