








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 129 matches | ||
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 540 | 22% |
| Smokes | 689 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 570 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 682 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $197,698 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɹıɐɥƆ | 46% | 131 |
| #2 | CameronLMAO | 35% | 31 |
| #3 | gloriousnug | 20% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɹıɐɥƆ | 46% | 131 |
| #2 | CameronLMAO | 35% | 31 |
| #3 | gloriousnug | 20% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɹıɐɥƆ | 23 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | CameronLMAO | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɹıɐɥƆ | 151 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | CameronLMAO | 43 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | gloriousnug | 16 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CameronLMAO | +2.63 | 34 | 54 |
| #2 | gloriousnug | +2.36 | 57 | 36 |
| #3 | ✈F3NT! | +0.78 | 32 | 29 |
| #4 | ɹıɐɥƆ | -0.62 | 26 | 27 |





