








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1083 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,953 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 554 | 19% |
| Smokes | 828 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 780 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 791 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $194,825 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fraz | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Jase | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | M i n c h e r z | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | JaCk0 | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | blizzy | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ShiG[J] | 49% | 57 |
| #8 | arf | 47% | 15 |
| #9 | kees | 42% | 59 |
| #10 | kevf | 42% | 12 |
| #11 | Eski | 41% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eski | 11 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | JaCk0 | 4 | 0.0261 |
| #3 | blizzy | 4 | 0.0267 |
| #4 | fraz | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Boostey | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kees | 165 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Jase | 61 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | M i n c h e r z | 55 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | ShiG[J] | 52 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | JaCk0 | 50 | 0.33 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShiG[J] | +3.39 | 78 | 72 |
| #2 | Jase | +2.88 | 88 | 84 |
| #3 | Boostey | +1.41 | 79 | 57 |
| #4 | kees | +0.75 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | arf | +0.59 | 67 | 75 |





