








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,800 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2621 | 45% |
| Smokes | 1180 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 768 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1231 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $380,020 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ramuss | 96% | 28 |
| #2 | yor1mato | 91% | 34 |
| #3 | Jez | 79% | 14 |
| #4 | bluek1ng | 78% | 32 |
| #5 | Simon | 77% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHA | 389 | 0.36 | 9 min |
| #2 | Kedd | 214 | 0.43 | 5 min |
| #3 | yor1mato | 187 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #4 | Soju. | 128 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Jez | 124 | 0.45 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bluek1ng | +6.56 | 95 | 58 |
| #2 | SHA | +5.76 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | yor1mato | +4.53 | 85 | 89 |
| #4 | ramuss | +4.35 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | jy | +3.09 | 71 | 57 |





