








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,548 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5174 | 49% |
| Smokes | 2266 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 805 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 2303 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $587,662 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | jy | 67% | 30 |
| #10 | Simon | 65% | 26 |
| #11 | Jez | 65% | 71 |
| #12 | Soju. | 61% | 59 |
| #13 | FeelZ | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kedd | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | yor1mato | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ramuss | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Mandawg | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kedd | 1092 | 0.44 | 24 min |
| #2 | Jez | 518 | 0.36 | 9 min |
| #3 | yor1mato | 413 | 0.24 | 16 min |
| #4 | Mandawg | 240 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #5 | ramuss | 165 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bluek1ng | +4.95 | 96 | 51 |
| #2 | SHA | +4.86 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | Waffe | +2.92 | 91 | 56 |
| #4 | yor1mato | +2.54 | 85 | 86 |
| #5 | ramuss | +2.01 | 80 | 67 |





