








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3101 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3124 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2936 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2014 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $350,139 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lewz | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | Helmut +} | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | Phil | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | ridic | 63% | 27 |
| #5 | 🔥ph1re🔥 | 54% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Phil | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | ridic | 63% | 27 |
| #5 | 🔥ph1re🔥 | 54% | 59 |
| #6 | RuffingtoN- | 53% | 17 |
| #7 | Potato | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuffingtoN- | 4 | 0.0129 |
| #2 | ridic | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🔥ph1re🔥 | 97 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | ridic | 66 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | lewz | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Phil | 27 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Helmut +} | 23 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Helmut +} | +2.95 | 88 | 64 |
| #2 | EGO`8 | +1.69 | 73 | 78 |
| #3 | RuffingtoN- | +1.59 | 87 | 61 |
| #4 | Phil | +0.95 | 44 | 55 |
| #5 | 🔥ph1re🔥 | +0.30 | 56 | 63 |





