








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3463 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,795 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2185 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2654 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2034 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1922 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,266,630 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drew | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | TheWheels3621 | 59% | 75 |
| #3 | MusicFromRush | 56% | 160 |
| #4 | SwazTekkz | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | snow | 55% | 211 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MusicFromRush | 27 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | SwazTekkz | 13 | 0.0206 |
| #3 | TheWheels3621 | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | snow | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | drew | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snow | +4.24 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | konsta | +3.13 | 72 | 63 |
| #3 | MusicFromRush | +0.93 | 60 | 53 |
| #4 | Fun6754 | +0.45 | 42 | 39 |
| #5 | drew | -1.06 | 67 | 23 |





