








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2523 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,873 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 887 | 31% |
| Smokes | 440 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 687 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 859 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $197,412 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyzZ | 68% | 102 |
| #2 | TheWheels3621 | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | Fun6754 | 63% | 35 |
| #4 | MusicFromRush | 61% | 41 |
| #5 | snow | 50% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyzZ | 68% | 102 |
| #2 | TheWheels3621 | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | Fun6754 | 63% | 35 |
| #4 | MusicFromRush | 61% | 41 |
| #5 | snow | 50% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyzZ | 15 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | MusicFromRush | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Fun6754 | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | snow | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyzZ | 478 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | MusicFromRush | 223 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #3 | snow | 195 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | Fun6754 | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | TheWheels3621 | 30 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyzZ | +5.12 | 66 | 48 |
| #2 | snow | +3.20 | 69 | 57 |
| #3 | drew | +1.71 | 69 | 31 |
| #4 | MusicFromRush | +1.11 | 63 | 51 |
| #5 | Fun6754 | +0.57 | 39 | 38 |





