








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 334 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1188 | 12% |
| Smokes | 3840 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 2195 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2348 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,875,465 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prutser. ❆︎ ︎Frosty ︎Flakes ❆ | 58% | 60 |
| #2 | Yuki | 48% | 119 |
| #3 | 2p| | 47% | 365 |
| #4 | Boom | 47% | 360 |
| #5 | Knox | 47% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 2p| | 47% | 365 |
| #4 | Boom | 47% | 360 |
| #5 | Knox | 47% | 73 |
| #6 | [NL] UltimateKeo | 44% | 81 |
| #7 | Blo0d-Sp0rt | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2p| | 15 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Boom | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Yuki | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | [NL] UltimateKeo | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Knox | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2p| | 1074 | 0.14 | 29 min |
| #2 | Boom | 277 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #3 | Yuki | 138 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Knox | 80 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | prutser. ❆︎ ︎Frosty ︎Flakes ❆ | 41 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knox | +2.72 | 65 | 72 |
| #2 | prutser. ❆︎ ︎Frosty ︎Flakes ❆ | +1.16 | 68 | 40 |
| #3 | Yuki | +0.30 | 64 | 42 |
| #4 | NEY | -0.31 | 56 | 57 |
| #5 | Boom | -0.41 | 79 | 61 |





