








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 326 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,763 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1248 | 11% |
| Smokes | 3638 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4096 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2781 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,271,143 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prutser. ❆︎ ︎Frosty ︎Flakes ❆ | 57% | 70 |
| #2 | Knox | 56% | 81 |
| #3 | Blo0d-Sp0rt | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | 2p| | 49% | 352 |
| #5 | NEY | 47% | 360 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Blo0d-Sp0rt | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | 2p| | 49% | 352 |
| #5 | NEY | 47% | 360 |
| #6 | Yuki | 45% | 104 |
| #7 | [NL] UltimateKeo | 44% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2p| | 15 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Yuki | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | [NL] UltimateKeo | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Blo0d-Sp0rt | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Knox | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2p| | 1046 | 0.15 | 27 min |
| #2 | NEY | 188 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #3 | Yuki | 119 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Knox | 94 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | prutser. ❆︎ ︎Frosty ︎Flakes ❆ | 50 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knox | +2.99 | 66 | 70 |
| #2 | prutser. ❆︎ ︎Frosty ︎Flakes ❆ | +1.06 | 67 | 38 |
| #3 | Yuki | +0.05 | 62 | 45 |
| #4 | Boom | -0.24 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | NEY | -0.25 | 57 | 58 |





