








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,403 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 890 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1402 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1182 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 929 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $273,613 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 899 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wang4rang | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | Honey-Lips | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | EvilClone28 | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wang4rang | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | Honey-Lips | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | EvilClone28 | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wang4rang | 113 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | EvilClone28 | 31 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Honey-Lips | 21 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Honey-Lips | +1.53 | 44 | 52 |
| #2 | Wang4rang | +0.91 | 54 | 72 |
| #3 | PUYA | -0.28 | 41 | 39 |
| #4 | EvilClone28 | -1.35 | 33 | 50 |





