








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,443 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2194 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2036 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2205 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2008 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $425,465 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EvilClone28 | 62% | 61 |
| #2 | liam | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | PUYA | 57% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EvilClone28 | 62% | 61 |
| #2 | liam | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | PUYA | 57% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PUYA | 4 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | EvilClone28 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PUYA | 64 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | EvilClone28 | 63 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | liam | 41 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wang4rang | +0.92 | 56 | 70 |
| #2 | PUYA | +0.54 | 47 | 46 |
| #3 | liam | -0.09 | 43 | 75 |
| #4 | EvilClone28 | -1.34 | 39 | 49 |





