








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 456 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 310 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2097 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3960 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 3108 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1402 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $721,637 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 450 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | 58% | 198 |
| #2 | BOT Daniel | 52% | 60 |
| #3 | riis | 49% | 123 |
| #4 | Losmobilos3 | 45% | 62 |
| #5 | big a | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | riis | 17 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Lucas | 16 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Losmobilos3 | 12 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | [Rotte Records©] Soulja Buus | 9 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | Alex | 6 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | 266 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #2 | big a | 106 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Losmobilos3 | 96 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Alex | 85 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | BOT Daniel | 67 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | +2.57 | 79 | 48 |
| #2 | BOT Daniel | +0.85 | 52 | 69 |
| #3 | Jakob | +0.72 | 64 | 53 |
| #4 | riis | -0.50 | 58 | 35 |
| #5 | big a | -1.08 | 67 | 63 |





