








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4208 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2422 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2514 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1419 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1375 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $635,184 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Bacon | 78% | 23 |
| #2 | TravyG | 67% | 36 |
| #3 | CHOWS | 66% | 58 |
| #4 | boof | 65% | 57 |
| #5 | BIG DADDY NAF | 64% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | CHOWS | 66% | 58 |
| #4 | boof | 65% | 57 |
| #5 | BIG DADDY NAF | 64% | 33 |
| #6 | Endless | 63% | 16 |
| #7 | m3 | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boof | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Endless | 2 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TravyG | 127 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | boof | 120 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | BIG DADDY NAF | 109 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | CHOWS | 77 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | m3 | 25 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m2 | +4.92 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | TravyG | +1.36 | 64 | 67 |
| #3 | BIG DADDY NAF | +0.67 | 66 | 67 |
| #4 | Endless | +0.51 | 83 | 55 |
| #5 | boof | +0.10 | 68 | 57 |





