








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1484 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




102 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9162 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8508 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5315 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3130 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 5290 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,178,979 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1596 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | finite | 897 | 0.29 | 26 min |
| #2 | Saintz | 732 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #3 | fght ff yr dmns | 687 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #4 | mikey | 509 | 0.32 | 13 min |
| #5 | ODG LUSIDD | 194 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saintz | +3.62 | 85 | 50 |
| #2 | LiquifiedSnowman | +2.85 | 76 | 56 |
| #3 | mikey | +2.74 | 69 | 66 |
| #4 | ODG LUSIDD | +2.17 | 90 | 38 |
| #5 | finite | +1.90 | 79 | 71 |





