








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,530 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1632 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1278 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1312 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1308 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $189,915 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilma Dickfitt | 71% | 34 |
| #2 | Liquiduck | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | Adster | 61% | 31 |
| #4 | Knowspass | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | JoshR | 59% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Xx_Dats.Da.Wong.hole_xX | 58% | 36 |
| #7 | ChoChoNut | 58% | 60 |
| #8 | Solidgoose | 57% | 82 |
| #9 | YcL | 54% | 90 |
| #10 | ✪ LoderoYT ⭕⃤ | 51% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solidgoose | 11 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | YcL | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | ChoChoNut | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Adster | 4 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | JoshR | 4 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YcL | 277 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | ChoChoNut | 246 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | Solidgoose | 210 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Xx_Dats.Da.Wong.hole_xX | 209 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #5 | Wilma Dickfitt | 168 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilma Dickfitt | +2.51 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | Xx_Dats.Da.Wong.hole_xX | +2.17 | 71 | 73 |
| #3 | YcL | +1.27 | 68 | 56 |
| #4 | JoshR | +1.25 | 90 | 63 |
| #5 | ChoChoNut | +0.90 | 74 | 68 |





