








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
399 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 127 | 13% |
| Smokes | 264 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 396 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 160 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $146,156 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K3TTY SP4GH3TT1 | 40% | 5 |
| #2 | m4x5ton | 36% | 11 |
| #3 | ๖ۣۜGod Prawn | 30% | 10 |
| #4 | KaebtinRob | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K3TTY SP4GH3TT1 | 40% | 5 |
| #2 | m4x5ton | 36% | 11 |
| #3 | ๖ۣۜGod Prawn | 30% | 10 |
| #4 | KaebtinRob | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۜGod Prawn | 2 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۜGod Prawn | 28 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | K3TTY SP4GH3TT1 | 22 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #3 | m4x5ton | 20 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | KaebtinRob | 16 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K3TTY SP4GH3TT1 | +3.29 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | smizzle | -0.51 | 36 | 39 |
| #3 | KaebtinRob | -1.73 | 43 | 25 |
| #4 | ๖ۣۜGod Prawn | -1.96 | 65 | 62 |
| #5 | m4x5ton | -2.81 | 34 | 58 |





