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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 518 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3093 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,953 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3524 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3637 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2985 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1807 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,289,319 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 497 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Radiance | 50% | 30 |
| #2 | MrCactus | 50% | 54 |
| #3 | r⭕⃤Y | 49% | 265 |
| #4 | Exoticcc | 47% | 74 |
| #5 | BingusFlip | 47% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BingusFlip | 616 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | m4t | 463 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | r⭕⃤Y | 365 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | Exoticcc | 301 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | Radiance | 92 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r⭕⃤Y | +1.88 | 49 | 55 |
| #2 | m4t | +1.11 | 67 | 67 |
| #3 | Radiance | -0.41 | 67 | 58 |
| #4 | BingusFlip | -0.88 | 63 | 50 |
| #5 | Golf Enthusiast Sulli | -0.91 | 51 | 65 |





