








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2037 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,683 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1422 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1511 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1426 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1324 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $322,521 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arkenos | 85% | 13 |
| #2 | FEARZYAH | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | sNk; | 79% | 19 |
| #4 | Kind | 77% | 22 |
| #5 | M4D M4X | 75% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Oui | 71% | 14 |
| #8 | r3dVirus | 68% | 19 |
| #9 | Spokeezy | 67% | 21 |
| #10 | Sitam | 63% | 73 |
| #11 | Gazad ! | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sitam | 8 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Spokeezy | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Arkenos | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | FEARZYAH | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gazad ! | 122 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | Sitam | 103 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | sNk; | 64 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Spokeezy | 54 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kind | 52 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soulm8 | +2.48 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | Oui | +2.38 | 80 | 64 |
| #3 | M4D M4X | +2.22 | 79 | 69 |
| #4 | FEARZYAH | +2.11 | 92 | 69 |
| #5 | sNk; | +1.80 | 79 | 60 |





