








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1149 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,643 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1667 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1452 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1376 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1148 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $148,430 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | KoL1o | 48% | 23 |
| #7 | VanDaLoo | 45% | 33 |
| #8 | crsdR | 35% | 17 |
| #9 | ✪v0Lx | 33% | 24 |
| #10 | NAik | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strange | 79 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | KoL1o | 65 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✪v0Lx | 56 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | VanDaLoo | 53 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | ManBlack⁶⁶⁶ | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | theos | +3.69 | 73 | 73 |
| #2 | FluviaL | +1.81 | 56 | 68 |
| #3 | ManBlack⁶⁶⁶ | +1.53 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | ✪v0Lx | +1.29 | 85 | 72 |
| #5 | strange | +0.25 | 76 | 61 |





