








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1364 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 508 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3432 | 42% |
| Smokes | 2982 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 364 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 1447 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,755,910 of utility $313 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 398 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deka | 40 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | π£βπ« | 38 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | νΈμνΈ | 28 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | MAS dayat wonogiri | 20 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | oppsh | 15 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β β β | 860 | 0.27 | 17 min |
| #2 | oppsh | 808 | 0.23 | 24 min |
| #3 | π£βπ« | 741 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #4 | νΈμνΈ | 469 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #5 | CrossStrike | 293 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deka | +1.59 | 74 | 48 |
| #2 | yoosi'Jin | +1.43 | 62 | 50 |
| #3 | MAS dayat wonogiri | +1.25 | 54 | 57 |
| #4 | νΈμνΈ | +1.21 | 70 | 67 |
| #5 | Layer | +1.13 | 55 | 50 |





