








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 605 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 362 matches | ||
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,802 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5250 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5552 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2295 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 4705 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,931,181 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 554 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChaosKuh [21 IQ] | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | quay | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | intern | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | James_Kneisl | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | heggeN (7 IQ) | 7 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quay | 697 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #2 | James_Kneisl | 646 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #3 | muszka | 480 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #4 | intern | 364 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #5 | ChaosKuh [21 IQ] | 186 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James_Kneisl | +1.29 | 69 | 68 |
| #2 | quay | +1.21 | 60 | 70 |
| #3 | ChaosKuh [21 IQ] | +0.38 | 67 | 60 |
| #4 | St0x | +0.37 | 54 | 62 |
| #5 | muszka | -0.22 | 56 | 75 |





