








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 992 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1077 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1910 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1513 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $269,214 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mekawy | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | Twisted_Steel_ | 55% | 89 |
| #3 | Sjuxk3 | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | MeMe | 52% | 122 |
| #5 | DoN | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Twisted_Steel_ | 55% | 89 |
| #3 | Sjuxk3 | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | MeMe | 52% | 122 |
| #5 | DoN | 52% | 23 |
| #6 | Hansen | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MeMe | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Twisted_Steel_ | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | DoN | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Sjuxk3 | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twisted_Steel_ | 240 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Mekawy | 93 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sjuxk3 | 51 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | DoN | 36 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | MeMe | 14 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoN | +1.20 | 59 | 69 |
| #2 | Twisted_Steel_ | +0.40 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | Mekawy | +0.20 | 52 | 69 |
| #4 | pornobrian | +0.16 | 39 | 47 |
| #5 | MeMe | -0.45 | 50 | 39 |





