








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 268 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3715 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1936 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2541 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3885 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2546 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,603,486 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 878 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vizeo ShoZa | 86% | 28 |
| #2 | _Leldar_ | 81% | 26 |
| #3 | MoOX | 73% | 67 |
| #4 | MrXylias | 70% | 20 |
| #5 | Le SOLEIL | 68% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | legendou | 58% | 31 |
| #10 | ExTaZz | 58% | 90 |
| #11 | Ottman | 55% | 33 |
| #12 | Pachâ | 50% | 28 |
| #13 | flavoR.[M] | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ottman | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Vizeo ShoZa | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | flavoR.[M] | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | ✩ TrD | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | MoOX | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ExTaZz | 455 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | ✩ TrD | 346 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | MoOX | 172 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | nwk. | 164 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pachâ | 139 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrXylias | +3.18 | 78 | 75 |
| #2 | legendou | +1.45 | 87 | 70 |
| #3 | _Leldar_ | +0.85 | 66 | 66 |
| #4 | Noob | +0.78 | 67 | 55 |
| #5 | MoOX | +0.54 | 88 | 62 |





