








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 269 matches | ||
| Faceit | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4236 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3472 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3315 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1341 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,636,500 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 243 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aimless | 48% | 81 |
| #2 | DipDipPotatoChip | 48% | 320 |
| #3 | Terkellus | 44% | 75 |
| #4 | Fjellkanin | 44% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aimless | 48% | 81 |
| #2 | DipDipPotatoChip | 48% | 320 |
| #3 | Terkellus | 44% | 75 |
| #4 | Fjellkanin | 44% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fjellkanin | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | DipDipPotatoChip | 6 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DipDipPotatoChip | 951 | 0.16 | 29 min |
| #2 | Fjellkanin | 674 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #3 | Aimless | 185 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Terkellus | 100 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DipDipPotatoChip | +6.68 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | Fjellkanin | -0.42 | 36 | 56 |
| #3 | Terkellus | -1.44 | 36 | 50 |
| #4 | Aimless | -2.11 | 54 | 53 |
| #5 | Smitch | -4.83 | 17 | 52 |





