










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6385 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5452 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6680 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6518 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4005 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,158,913 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 196 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Admiral Potato | 51% | 167 |
| #6 | mehnoy | 48% | 54 |
| #7 | nattheplat | 47% | 172 |
| #8 | ManikkSpazz | 45% | 66 |
| #9 | VillainInc | 40% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuco Salamanca | 808 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #2 | Casey | 348 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #3 | Rumo | 222 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Admiral Potato | 178 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | mehnoy | 94 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rumo | +3.58 | 78 | 52 |
| #2 | Tuco Salamanca | +2.75 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | Michelangelo | +0.92 | 84 | 65 |
| #4 | Casey | +0.64 | 60 | 55 |
| #5 | ManikkSpazz | -0.18 | 61 | 58 |





