








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1621 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2236 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1634 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1963 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,200,749 of utility $250 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☈︎℧︎Ⓢ︎⊤︎𝕐 | 48% | 91 |
| #2 | gFREDDO | 48% | 52 |
| #3 | Outboardbiscuit | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | Jammy | 41% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☈︎℧︎Ⓢ︎⊤︎𝕐 | 48% | 91 |
| #2 | gFREDDO | 48% | 52 |
| #3 | Outboardbiscuit | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | Jammy | 41% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☈︎℧︎Ⓢ︎⊤︎𝕐 | 25 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | Jammy | 8 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | gFREDDO | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Outboardbiscuit | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☈︎℧︎Ⓢ︎⊤︎𝕐 | 120 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | gFREDDO | 98 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jammy | 86 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Outboardbiscuit | 44 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Outboardbiscuit | +2.91 | 63 | 70 |
| #2 | Jammy | +0.88 | 52 | 43 |
| #3 | ☈︎℧︎Ⓢ︎⊤︎𝕐 | +0.60 | 56 | 61 |
| #4 | gFREDDO | +0.43 | 74 | 69 |
| #5 | Tom | -1.70 | 36 | 65 |





