








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,424 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6312 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4416 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3701 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3995 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,241,631 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 601 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lemowel | 53% | 74 |
| #2 | DrCock | 49% | 55 |
| #3 | Dan | 47% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lemowel | 53% | 74 |
| #2 | DrCock | 49% | 55 |
| #3 | Dan | 47% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dan | 14 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | lemowel | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | DrCock | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dan | 519 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | lemowel | 189 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | DrCock | 88 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lemowel | +2.64 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | DrCock | +1.31 | 71 | 62 |
| #3 | Dan | +0.65 | 59 | 61 |
| #4 | Swan | -0.06 | 63 | 66 |





