








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4793 | 48% |
| Smokes | 1481 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2704 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1077 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $360,999 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raju Kakka Pibels | 46% | 199 |
| #2 | work harder child | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raju Kakka Pibels | 46% | 199 |
| #2 | work harder child | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raju Kakka Pibels | 49 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | work harder child | 1 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raju Kakka Pibels | 842 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| #2 | work harder child | 27 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raju Kakka Pibels | +6.41 | 89 | 74 |
| #2 | work harder child | -0.91 | 65 | 54 |
| #3 | SRsly | -4.41 | 28 | 82 |





