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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 149 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 24 | 16% |
| Smokes | 20 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 55 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 50 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,375 of utility $8 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ➤ttv.Kieran6Spdm | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | da | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | Z1 Alpha | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | Light | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | kochi | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Z1 Alpha | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | Light | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | kochi | 38% | 8 |
| #6 | (6.5) Angel ^_^ | 31% | 16 |
| #7 | service | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Light | 5 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | kochi | 3 | 0.0221 |
| #3 | (6.5) Angel ^_^ | 2 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | ➤ttv.Kieran6Spdm | 2 | 0.0217 |
| #5 | Z1 Alpha | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Light | 31 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #2 | (6.5) Angel ^_^ | 30 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | kochi | 23 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #4 | ➤ttv.Kieran6Spdm | 19 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #5 | Z1 Alpha | 14 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z1 Alpha | +6.77 | 86 | 42 |
| #2 | (6.5) Angel ^_^ | +4.99 | 74 | 49 |
| #3 | ➤ttv.Kieran6Spdm | -0.57 | 58 | 32 |
| #4 | service | -1.66 | 76 | 74 |
| #5 | Light | -2.03 | 50 | 8 |





