








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2887 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3276 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3873 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3658 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2778 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $576,874 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Behaartmed | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | 1Kreation | 63% | 57 |
| #3 | nKs | 59% | 78 |
| #4 | InfernoCA | 58% | 31 |
| #5 | TobiasBoyGamer2011 | 57% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | FavE | 49% | 47 |
| #10 | Doktor JiJlius | 46% | 26 |
| #11 | Th3KilloF | 44% | 25 |
| #12 | ntouRage_ | 44% | 25 |
| #13 | Cr AiiZi | 41% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ツ | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Cr AiiZi | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | u: | 3 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | FavE | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | TobiasBoyGamer2011 | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ツ | 475 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | nKs | 463 | 0.29 | 13 min |
| #3 | TobiasBoyGamer2011 | 248 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #4 | FavE | 239 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #5 | 1Kreation | 171 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FavE | +3.53 | 90 | 73 |
| #2 | nKs | +3.14 | 79 | 73 |
| #3 | u: | +3.13 | 91 | 74 |
| #4 | TobiasBoyGamer2011 | +2.32 | 76 | 66 |
| #5 | Doktor JiJlius | +1.41 | 73 | 79 |





