








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6507 | 50% |
| Smokes | 2990 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2441 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1146 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,406,355 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ue | 25 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | squarepants38 | 20 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | lotox | 17 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | ryeuu | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | NooB | 3 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ue | 1011 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #2 | lotox | 882 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #3 | squarepants38 | 581 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #4 | ladZ | 195 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | ScorpiaN. | 187 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | squarepants38 | +2.65 | 90 | 58 |
| #2 | ScorpiaN. | +0.92 | 86 | 58 |
| #3 | ue | +0.60 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | NooB | +0.53 | 74 | 69 |
| #5 | lotox | +0.18 | 70 | 53 |





