








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1506 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 639 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 235 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




127 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,306 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8521 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6760 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5072 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5953 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,160,837 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3074 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1ngo | 62% | 89 |
| #2 | kyrox | 58% | 160 |
| #3 | ℝ𝕪𝕚𝕒𝕙 | 39% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1ngo | 62% | 89 |
| #2 | kyrox | 58% | 160 |
| #3 | ℝ𝕪𝕚𝕒𝕙 | 39% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrox | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | k1ngo | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | ℝ𝕪𝕚𝕒𝕙 | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrox | 777 | 0.27 | 22 min |
| #2 | k1ngo | 297 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | ℝ𝕪𝕚𝕒𝕙 | 56 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phil | +2.02 | 87 | 54 |
| #2 | kyrox | +1.83 | 87 | 76 |
| #3 | k1ngo | +1.30 | 78 | 76 |
| #4 | ℝ𝕪𝕚𝕒𝕙 | -4.29 | 58 | 46 |





