








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 874 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 358 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,303 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2974 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3003 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2126 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2200 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,835,386 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4585 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stevey0 | 61% | 28 |
| #2 | SMOONEY- | 59% | 105 |
| #3 | EZ-iwnl- | 55% | 110 |
| #4 | rztnw | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | breeze | 53% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | breeze | 53% | 180 |
| #6 | Jihadi Jones | 51% | 101 |
| #7 | ted3D | 49% | 134 |
| #8 | Shaun3h | 48% | 27 |
| #9 | DoC | 43% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | breeze | 38 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | ted3D | 33 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | SMOONEY- | 22 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Jihadi Jones | 16 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | EZ-iwnl- | 7 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ted3D | 591 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #2 | breeze | 512 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | SMOONEY- | 469 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #4 | EZ-iwnl- | 444 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #5 | DoC | 329 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | breeze | +2.41 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | SMOONEY- | +2.21 | 83 | 71 |
| #3 | Dave | +1.92 | 85 | 49 |
| #4 | stevey0 | +1.90 | 82 | 67 |
| #5 | ted3D | +1.85 | 82 | 78 |





