








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 395 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 408 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3368 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3144 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3198 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3433 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3396 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,731,629 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 345 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SMOONEY- | 58% | 108 |
| #2 | Ginzor | 54% | 127 |
| #3 | EZ-iwnl- | 52% | 227 |
| #4 | ted3D | 52% | 238 |
| #5 | Dave | 51% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Dave | 51% | 101 |
| #6 | DoC | 50% | 98 |
| #7 | badibilder of tjernobil | 49% | 75 |
| #8 | breeze | 49% | 404 |
| #9 | stevey0 | 47% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | breeze | 74 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | ted3D | 42 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | SMOONEY- | 19 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | Ginzor | 17 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Dave | 9 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | breeze | 1164 | 0.14 | 30 min |
| #2 | ted3D | 1121 | 0.24 | 34 min |
| #3 | EZ-iwnl- | 915 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #4 | SMOONEY- | 466 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #5 | DoC | 292 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ted3D | +3.09 | 82 | 78 |
| #2 | breeze | +2.90 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | SMOONEY- | +2.31 | 86 | 69 |
| #4 | Ginzor | +1.55 | 82 | 53 |
| #5 | stevey0 | +1.09 | 79 | 65 |





