








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1576 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3643 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,594 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3521 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3111 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3712 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3250 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,066,179 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3069 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <3 :3 Neko Tōjō Nya :3 <3 | 54% | 70 |
| #2 | Rick | 53% | 47 |
| #3 | danny-464 | 49% | 159 |
| #4 | ReverseTerry | 47% | 134 |
| #5 | Dead Dog Daisy | 46% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | danny-464 | 49% | 159 |
| #4 | ReverseTerry | 47% | 134 |
| #5 | Dead Dog Daisy | 46% | 205 |
| #6 | Ya Boi Bangs | 45% | 199 |
| #7 | whoever hacked my bank pls stop | 42% | 235 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dead Dog Daisy | 22 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | ReverseTerry | 22 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Ya Boi Bangs | 15 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | danny-464 | 13 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | whoever hacked my bank pls stop | 10 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dead Dog Daisy | 510 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | ReverseTerry | 479 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | Ya Boi Bangs | 361 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Rick | 171 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | whoever hacked my bank pls stop | 131 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rick | +4.75 | 77 | 56 |
| #2 | <3 :3 Neko Tōjō Nya :3 <3 | +1.85 | 65 | 38 |
| #3 | Dead Dog Daisy | +1.32 | 42 | 38 |
| #4 | danny-464 | +0.53 | 47 | 34 |
| #5 | Perished Pooch Perry | +0.46 | 53 | 48 |





