








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,218 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 725 | 33% |
| Smokes | 602 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 674 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 217 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $245,674 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 请教别人一次是五分钟 | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | farid karotte | 72% | 18 |
| #3 | ¿spOoKē¡ | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | obsolescence | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | bum | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | farid karotte | 11 | 0.0291 |
| #2 | 请教别人一次是五分钟 | 10 | 0.0426 |
| #3 | gazy | 7 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | danny | 6 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | Daddelapparat2 | 5 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daddelapparat2 | 234 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | gazy | 213 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #3 | wildpiggie | 66 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | 请教别人一次是五分钟 | 57 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #5 | danny | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ivan biskela (jinwoo) | +3.46 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | RAF Klomora | +2.52 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | farid karotte | +2.40 | 61 | 33 |
| #4 | wildpiggie | +2.30 | 85 | 54 |
| #5 | danny | +2.02 | 79 | 54 |





