








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 542 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 538 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9013 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8852 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8512 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7606 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,578,861 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 621 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | farid karotte | 65% | 46 |
| #2 | wildpiggie | 56% | 107 |
| #3 | 请教别人一次是五分钟 | 56% | 61 |
| #4 | stace | 55% | 38 |
| #5 | Menty | 55% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | gazy | 53% | 169 |
| #8 | bum | 51% | 63 |
| #9 | Faith over Fear | 51% | 195 |
| #10 | Kreos | 49% | 227 |
| #11 | danny | 49% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | danny | 29 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Faith over Fear | 27 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Kreos | 25 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | gazy | 25 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | farid karotte | 25 | 0.0265 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gazy | 770 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | Kreos | 744 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #3 | Faith over Fear | 511 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | 请教别人一次是五分钟 | 244 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | danny | 240 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | farid karotte | +2.33 | 71 | 52 |
| #2 | wildpiggie | +1.62 | 85 | 50 |
| #3 | danny | +1.41 | 75 | 58 |
| #4 | gazy | +0.29 | 52 | 62 |
| #5 | Daddelapparat2 | +0.28 | 48 | 72 |





