








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 669 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




111 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6343 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7377 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5107 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5084 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4710 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,068,657 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 407 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sn2perF | 62% | 63 |
| #2 | wagiman | 58% | 141 |
| #3 | Sn1per | 56% | 89 |
| #4 | T19 | 56% | 72 |
| #5 | Zeon | 55% | 287 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kracken | 89 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | Zeon | 34 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | wagiman | 28 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | Sn1per | 15 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | Setch | 14 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeon | 1303 | 0.22 | 36 min |
| #2 | Kracken | 1106 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #3 | Setch | 470 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | T19 | 383 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #5 | Sn1per | 343 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T19 | +3.20 | 93 | 65 |
| #2 | unpause- | +2.71 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | Kracken | +2.18 | 84 | 56 |
| #4 | Zeon | +1.43 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | Sn1per | +1.28 | 55 | 58 |





