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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2025 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 376 matches | ||
| Faceit | 339 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7583 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,042 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1279 | 9% |
| Smokes | 6723 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 3042 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2998 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,888,767 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5431 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GaY asf | 59% | 61 |
| #2 | Sansa | 55% | 44 |
| #3 | Salty Style | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | Meh | 51% | 285 |
| #5 | Y0UG1N | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GaY asf | 59% | 61 |
| #2 | Sansa | 55% | 44 |
| #3 | Salty Style | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | Meh | 51% | 285 |
| #5 | Y0UG1N | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meh | 18 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Y0UG1N | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Sansa | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | GaY asf | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meh | 499 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | GaY asf | 330 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #3 | Y0UG1N | 146 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Salty Style | 110 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sansa | 28 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sansa | +4.09 | 58 | 28 |
| #2 | GaY asf | +0.61 | 39 | 67 |
| #3 | siliconboi | +0.32 | 30 | 38 |
| #4 | Salty Style | +0.16 | 49 | 43 |
| #5 | Y0UG1N | -0.25 | 12 | 63 |





