








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 673 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 682 | 13% |
| Smokes | 998 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2236 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 1205 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,996,745 of utility $319 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SteelFURY<--1960 | 71% | 34 |
| #2 | $†eel .✘♛♈♛™ | 57% | 40 |
| #3 | Dose | 56% | 66 |
| #4 | xGETaimZx | 55% | 65 |
| #5 | powerseN | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SteelFURY<--1960 | 71% | 34 |
| #2 | $†eel .✘♛♈♛™ | 57% | 40 |
| #3 | Dose | 56% | 66 |
| #4 | xGETaimZx | 55% | 65 |
| #5 | powerseN | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SteelFURY<--1960 | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Dose | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | $†eel .✘♛♈♛™ | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dose | 130 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | powerseN | 98 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | $†eel .✘♛♈♛™ | 73 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | SteelFURY<--1960 | 67 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | xGETaimZx | 31 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | powerseN | +4.41 | 63 | 92 |
| #2 | Dose | +1.41 | 71 | 63 |
| #3 | $†eel .✘♛♈♛™ | +0.11 | 20 | 67 |
| #4 | SteelFURY<--1960 | +0.03 | 23 | 66 |
| #5 | RhinoGerman | -0.83 | 39 | 45 |





