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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,354 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 297 | 9% |
| Smokes | 936 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1121 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1000 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $224,938 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | sksa_ | 44% | 132 |
| #6 | Sheepington | 42% | 98 |
| #7 | Rattatouille Louie | 40% | 10 |
| #8 | Fortnite Catgirl | 38% | 104 |
| #9 | F1shpuncher | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sksa_ | 18 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Fortnite Catgirl | 17 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Sheepington | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Koenfu Panda | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Baltheer | 4 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fortnite Catgirl | 230 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Sheepington | 200 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | sksa_ | 103 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Baltheer | 100 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | F1shpuncher | 32 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sksa_ | +5.99 | 64 | 32 |
| #2 | Rattatouille Louie | +1.66 | 49 | 68 |
| #3 | Hyuu | +0.72 | 62 | 40 |
| #4 | Fortnite Catgirl | +0.55 | 51 | 57 |
| #5 | Baltheer | -0.94 | 25 | 61 |





