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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,086 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 828 | 27% |
| Smokes | 730 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 828 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 700 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $358,055 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baltheer | 48% | 69 |
| #2 | F1shpuncher | 47% | 15 |
| #3 | sksa_ | 42% | 143 |
| #4 | Hyuu | 42% | 98 |
| #5 | Koenfu Panda | 42% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sksa_ | 23 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Fortnite Catgirl | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Koenfu Panda | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Hyuu | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Baltheer | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fortnite Catgirl | 275 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | Baltheer | 131 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | sksa_ | 113 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rattatouille Louie | 82 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hyuu | 69 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sksa_ | +6.99 | 66 | 34 |
| #2 | Rattatouille Louie | +6.03 | 63 | 49 |
| #3 | Fortnite Catgirl | +1.91 | 57 | 62 |
| #4 | Hyuu | +1.50 | 62 | 43 |
| #5 | Baltheer | -0.10 | 24 | 57 |





