








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3472 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,998 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3770 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5407 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5223 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3598 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $765,431 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THEMonk | 62% | 50 |
| #2 | Slifer | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | F1scher | 55% | 98 |
| #4 | davmaster2000 | 54% | 125 |
| #5 | Banana | 50% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daniel kein mirage danke | 21 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | Banana | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Basti sucht sein Aim | 9 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Candyx* | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | davmaster2000 | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daniel kein mirage danke | +3.17 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | F1scher | +2.33 | 82 | 43 |
| #3 | THEMonk | +1.45 | 62 | 55 |
| #4 | Slifer | +1.06 | 80 | 52 |
| #5 | Basti sucht sein Aim | +0.65 | 75 | 68 |





