








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 587 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,458 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3541 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3551 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5948 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 4418 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,986,045 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 393 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PinkkiMoogle | 55% | 109 |
| #2 | Sarigon | 55% | 62 |
| #3 | Eme | 54% | 89 |
| #4 | henazz | 50% | 36 |
| #5 | botka | 49% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yllis | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | MOUNTAIN | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | maG^ | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Sarigon | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Eme | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hemmo | 659 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | PinkkiMoogle | 549 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #3 | Eme | 533 | 0.30 | 16 min |
| #4 | yllis | 465 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #5 | jeejee | 213 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOUNTAIN | +2.73 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | henazz | +2.31 | 72 | 63 |
| #3 | Hemmo | +1.03 | 66 | 72 |
| #4 | PinkkiMoogle | +0.50 | 77 | 70 |
| #5 | Eme | +0.43 | 64 | 83 |





