








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1051 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 618 matches | ||
| Faceit | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9085 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7425 | 21% |
| Smokes | 8287 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 11239 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 8256 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,438,498 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 231 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yllis | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Isukki | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | EmE | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ✪ r4pX | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | MOUNTAIN | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hemmo | 1030 | 0.22 | 24 min |
| #2 | iNiNi | 747 | 0.34 | 22 min |
| #3 | jchnny | 708 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #4 | EmE | 611 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #5 | yllis | 580 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jchnny | +4.45 | 90 | 73 |
| #2 | MOUNTAIN | +2.27 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | Isukki | +1.86 | 71 | 81 |
| #4 | Ripe | +1.07 | 68 | 55 |
| #5 | Hemmo | +0.82 | 63 | 70 |





