








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 827 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 193 matches | ||
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4130 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,248 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4054 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2994 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2948 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3252 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $620,041 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JedMos1ey | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | SLumdawG ★ | 61% | 67 |
| #3 | typeX | 61% | 264 |
| #4 | DroW | 54% | 146 |
| #5 | Phenomenon<333 | 52% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | DroW | 54% | 146 |
| #5 | Phenomenon<333 | 52% | 56 |
| #6 | ✪MØLLE | 51% | 57 |
| #7 | loli | 50% | 30 |
| #8 | Rasmus Sand #Noob.exe | 50% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | typeX | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | SLumdawG ★ | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | DroW | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | loli | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | ✪MØLLE | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SLumdawG ★ | 291 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | typeX | 229 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | ✪MØLLE | 180 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | DroW | 126 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Phenomenon<333 | 96 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrWhiner | +4.40 | 89 | 72 |
| #2 | typeX | +3.19 | 88 | 58 |
| #3 | ✪MØLLE | -0.08 | 91 | 72 |
| #4 | Phenomenon<333 | -0.56 | 91 | 58 |
| #5 | SLumdawG ★ | -1.05 | 46 | 69 |





